Amazon’s Emergency Preparedness Store

Amazon.com just sent me an email directing me to Amazon’s Emergency Preparedness Store. Not a joke. Repeat. Not a joke. And that’s not all. The page says that “Every household should have an emergency kit in case of disasters. We’ve prepared a checklist of essential emergency items to help you assess your needs. Shop all categories in the Emergency Preparedness Store or use the scenario-specific navigation below.” Vulnerability assessment based on specific scenarios! Do as DHS does for national preparedness but for your own home and family! Click on the links below to go to the amazon.com store and prepare yourself for…

Extreme Heat

There is no mention of a bioattack, however. We will have to wait for amazon to sell “home vaccine stockpile” kits.

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2 Responses to Amazon’s Emergency Preparedness Store

  1. alakoff says:

    It seems that if there is a heat wave, it is important to have many different varieties of beef jerky at hand. Your choices include:

    Slim Jim Meat Sticks, Original, 0.28-Ounce Sticks (Pack of 100); Pemmican Premium Cut Beef Jerky, Peppered, 1.8-Ounce Packages (Pack of 12); Pemmican Natural Style Premium Cut Beef Jerky, Teriyaki, 2-Ounce Individually Wrapped Sticks in 6-Count Boxes (Pack of 2); Slim Jim Giant, Sweet & Spicy, 0.97-Ounce Packages (Pack of 24); World Kitchens Brown Sugar Beef Jerky, 16-Ounce Bags (Pack of 2); World Kitchens Hot and Spicy Beef Jerky, 16-Ounce Bags (Pack of 2)

    And don’t forget your portable packages of tabasco to go with that:

    Slim Jim Giant, Tabasco, 0.97-Ounce Packages (Pack of 24)

  2. scollier says:

    Yes, I was surprised by the relevance of beef jerky to a wide array of disasters. It is truly the all-hazards snack.

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